Statistics Professor Pillows

'Let's just round it off to two and go to lunch.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Fear/Knowledge

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Mario Draghi

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"What's a debenture?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

The economy.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

G7 Summit Concern

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."