Maths Professor Pillows

'Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Mario Draghi

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"What's a debenture?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math Dreams

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pi Ala Mode.