Maths Professor Prints

'Space is curved and time is relative, eh? -- Is this your way of asking for a day off?'

'Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Mario Draghi

'But I digress...'

Thinking Gears

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"What's a debenture?"

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Einsteiners.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

The Life of Pi

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.