Economics Professor Pillows

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Do you see any signs of improvement in their conditions?!'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

World Economic Crisis.

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

Bernanke follows in Greenspan's footsteps.

'The nice thing about America is, no matter how the economy is doing, you can always blame the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.'

Economy - USA.

'What's scaring me is that I'm starting to understand some of the Fed's public statements.'

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

The EU as a sinking ship.

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

The 'recovery' takes off, leaving the poor economic conditions behind

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"I think he's going to be sick!"

E.U. Banking Union.

Beware of stimulus plans.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Tobacco Industry

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

"Up, down, up, down - I'm losing interest!"

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.