Economics Professor Gifts

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Do you see any signs of improvement in their conditions?!'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

World Economic Crisis.

Bernanke follows in Greenspan's footsteps.

'The nice thing about America is, no matter how the economy is doing, you can always blame the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

The 'recovery' takes off, leaving the poor economic conditions behind

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

Economy - USA.

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'What's scaring me is that I'm starting to understand some of the Fed's public statements.'

The EU as a sinking ship.

E.U. Banking Union.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I think he's going to be sick!"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Which way up do you want it?"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

The European Bailout

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access