Economics Professors Gifts

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

"So Greece and a bunch of others are deep in debt - is that something they got from us? ...Like the flu?"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

"What's a debenture?"

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

G7 Summit Concern

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Stock market investment advice

"In the current market, it's just more practical."