Academic In Economics Gifts

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

British savings accounts

The day the stock market went UP.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Good boy."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Profit

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'