Academic In Economics Gifts

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

British savings accounts

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Profit

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'