Economics Expert Pillows

"I don't understand why other countries don't buy our products. After all, they made them!"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Jeroen Dijsselbloem

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

G7 Summit Concern

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'