Economy Experts Pillows

'Henry's training his memory to forget the cost of living.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Standard & Poor

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Bribes.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'The Final Merger'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

Electricity Bills

"Goodbye cruel world."

Toys - Business Model.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'