Us Economy Experts Pillows

'Here's your new 2013 model car! It's called 'The Sequester.' And yes, it's an automatic!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

In and Out Sourced.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

Standard & Poor

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Alms Bank

Viva Belarus!

Keep the econoimy moving

Out of control

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

White House Garage Sale.

The spend is high

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Bribes.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'The Final Merger'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'