Economic Policy Expert Pillows

"The news has given me a chill - throw some more cash on the fire."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Loan Alley

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Tariffs"

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Trump Tariffs

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

The Tobin Tax.

Electricity Bills

The Trickledown Effect

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

US Deficit

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

At least their adviser was good at explaining things.

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

'Times have really changed. Remember when a billion dollars really was something?'

'I'm sorry, the stock market got to me first.'

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Bailout Plan.

'I'll get my coat!'