Economic Policy Advocate Pillows

No more dadburn bailouts!

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Loan Alley

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"Tariffs"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Trump Tariffs

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

The spend is high

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Euro Discobolus

The Tobin Tax.

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

Trickle down

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

US Deficit

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

The Trickledown Effect

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."