Economic Policy Maker Pillows

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

The Tobin Tax.

Cuba Economic Results 2015

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Loan Alley

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Russia Money Laundering

Earth stove

Flat tax - equal burden?

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"