Statistic Savant Pillows

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Bullseye!

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Where was I?

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'I say we try it.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'