Stationed Abroad Gifts

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Airport

Greek A-Z Map,

Technological Dependence.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Flight Socks.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A London gent abroad

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

Travellers

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

French Street.

Let's do the continental.

Spanish speaking English department

South America and Europe by phone.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.