Stationed Abroad Pillows

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Greek A-Z Map,

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

A London gent abroad

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Flight Socks.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Travellers

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

French Street.

Let's do the continental.

Spanish speaking English department

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.