Stationed At A New Location Pillows

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Nest building

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"You can pack this back up now."

Work From Home Power Suit

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

Ye Haul.

To Antarctica

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"I've been transferred to another office clique."

"Jackson couldn't afford to renew the lease on his office."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Passengers checking for their train

'Trainspotters'