Relocation To Texas Pillows

"We do everything big in Texas."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

We never roam anymore.

Jungle Taxi

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street