Static Shock Amateur Gifts

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Stun-gun target practice.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Elderly tightrope walker.

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

Woman thinks deer is held to hood of truck by static cling.

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

"The gods are energizing their base."

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

That guy? He does static shock.

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

Tours. Geez, I almost forgot to ask

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

Mousehole halfway up the wall of a stunt school