Static Shock Amateur Mugs

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

Stun-gun target practice.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

Elderly tightrope walker.

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

Woman thinks deer is held to hood of truck by static cling.

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"The gods are energizing their base."

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

France, 1792: The Human Cannonball -- Le canon de l'Homme -- is First Deployed in Battle

Mousehole halfway up the wall of a stunt school

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'