State Trivia Buffs Gifts

"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Piorities in Minnesota.

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

It's academic

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

Vannamania

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"Tammy first, then Charles."

TV Zoo Trivia

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

Geographic Oddities. It defies logic, but Little Rock is a bigger city than Boulder.

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Julia Gillard being obsessed with Barak Obama's visit to Australia

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

Cue-card holder auditions.

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."