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"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Piorities in Minnesota.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Tammy first, then Charles."

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Julia Gillard being obsessed with Barak Obama's visit to Australia

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

Cue-card holder auditions.

Mice at Stornoway