State Trivia Lovers Gifts

Landlocked Kansas.

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Piorities in Minnesota.

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

Elements

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Trivia Pursuit

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'TV: What not to watch.'

Military Intelligence

Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.

"Welcome to North Dakota. Birthplace of ennui."

"I understand there's a lot of this going on these days..."

"Can I phone a Fisherman's Friend, Chris?"

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

Defecting Cuban Baseball Players

"Oh no! We've lost a competition and now some old, forgotten pop singer from the eighties is going to perform in our living room!"

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

Number 10 Trouble.

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

Entering Hillsville