Startup Culture Follower Gifts

'We hope to make antibiotics, interferon and diagnostic products, but just to be on the safe side, we're starting out with a line of shampoos.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I've simplified our work process!"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'