Starting A Western-themed Hobby Gifts

"What?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Wild West Text Showdown

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Lee Van Cleef

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."