Starting A Summer Job Gifts

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Mr. Rod...now that summer's here and school's out, I was wondering if you could give me some more work."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Shrink's Summer Job

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"I thought you told me you had a masters degree in phys ed."

Santa advertising for Elvis.

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

Pelican Summer Jobs

'I got a job.'

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

What people think teachers do all summer...What teachers really do all summer.

"Jeffrey is interning at Quizno's this summer."

"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."

'This reminds me - I start teaching summer school soon.'