Starting A Savings Plan Pillows

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Piggy bank #1: funnel (colour).

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Investing your savings

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

I don't trust banks. I keep some of my money right here. It's prudent to have a financial cushion.

A wiser and a better man

"It's never to early to start saving for a pension..."

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'I just had a brilliant money-saving idea!'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The day the stock market went UP.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Watering Money

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'