Start Of Savings Journey Pillows

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise now!

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Investing your savings

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Jogging...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

A wiser and a better man

Set sail

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

How can we improve our health?