Start Of Savings Journey Gifts

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Investing your savings

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Jogging...

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Guy in gym

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Set sail

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

I don't trust banks. I keep some of my money right here. It's prudent to have a financial cushion.

A wiser and a better man

The early days of Warren Buffett.