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Narpkins

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Fast food. Even faster food

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Today's special... donuts.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Kitchen Kapers

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"This is our soft opening."