Starting A New Online Relationship Pillows

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'