Starting A New Relationship Pillows

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

"Wanna go steady?"

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

"I know you would really like me if I could just be myself, but since this is our first date and I'm incredibly nervous, you won't be seeing the real me because I can't be myself when I'm this nervous, so all I ask is that you try to like this me until I calm down and the real me emerges."

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

Dream relationship

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'I hope you don't mind, but our first date is going so well, I'm changing my status to, In a deep and meaningful relationship.'

"I just think we should be together."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Sexual chemistry set

'I haven't dated that many people. Why do you ask?'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"Here we match people by their hatreds. It's a much stronger bond."

Develop Your Social Skills: Maintain Eye Contact

"You don't keep an orgasm diary do you? My last girlfriend kept an orgasm diary."

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"Usually I'd be nervous, but the rest of his apartment is so nice."

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

"O.K., I'll come in for one drink and maybe sex, but that's it."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"I'm not quite ready yet. Why don't you come in and make us a drink while I figure out how not to project all my hopes and fears onto you?"

"Trish, this is my mother. Mom, put down the cheese grater."

"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."