Starting A New Relationship Prints

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Wanna go steady?"

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'

"I know you would really like me if I could just be myself, but since this is our first date and I'm incredibly nervous, you won't be seeing the real me because I can't be myself when I'm this nervous, so all I ask is that you try to like this me until I calm down and the real me emerges."

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

"I just think we should be together."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Sexual chemistry set

"Here we match people by their hatreds. It's a much stronger bond."

'I hope you don't mind, but our first date is going so well, I'm changing my status to, In a deep and meaningful relationship.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I haven't dated that many people. Why do you ask?'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Dream relationship

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

If conversations were like email.

Romance in the Age of Covid

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"She seems nice. A little clingy... but nice."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

Your body language says "no," but your cranial punctuation says "hubba-hubba!" ! !

"I'm not quite ready yet. Why don't you come in and make us a drink while I figure out how not to project all my hopes and fears onto you?"

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "