Starting A Relationship Prints

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"I think I could learn to love you Nigel. After all, I learnt to like brussel sprouts."

"He's picking me up at eight, and don't worry Dad, he comes from a good pod..."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Strangers, Friends, Lovers, Spouses.

'Today's calendar date is...'

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Increase Your Height.

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'I'm sure Jenny's boyfriend isn't taking advantage of her, Tom. I expect he's just laughing at your car again.'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

"Cruz, if you're gonna be dating Rayna, you need to start saving money. I bet you don't have a quarter to your name."

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"I figure it's respectable in this day and age for a girl to invite a boy over for a drink of kool-aid."

"Look I've already said, I'm not going to bed with you on our first date"

"They used to run a mile, until they found out I have a pre-war sperm count."

I can give you the Moon.

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

"You'll like Dave, Carol...He's good looking, drives a BMW, and if things don't work out he makes enough money to pay a very generous alimony!"

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."