Starting A New Online Relationship Mugs

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

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"You may now kiss the bride."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Your website or mine?'

Today's love

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."