Starting A New Job In Forensics Pillows

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

CSI Fridays

"Curiosity."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."