Forensic Science Lover Pillows

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Undercover Biophysicists

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Curiosity."

CSI Fridays

Diary of a DNA Cop

"I'm home, with all my DNA."