Starting A Mortgage Mugs

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Their titles from left to right are, 'Holiday in Palm Springs','Next mortgage payment' and 'Deposit on a new Porsche'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

I have a dream.

'They're playing house.'

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"We both love Chinese food."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Ready?!'

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'