Taking A Mortgage Mugs

Savings being dragged down by a mortgage.

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Standard & Poor

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Canine Comedians

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Their titles from left to right are, 'Holiday in Palm Springs','Next mortgage payment' and 'Deposit on a new Porsche'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'They're playing house.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"We both love Chinese food."

I have a dream.

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Farmer's credit.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"