Receiving A Mortgage Mugs

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

I have a dream.

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

'That might well have made you feel better, Mr. Jones, but we still have to negotiate a figure. . .'

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

The Controversial Will

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

"And your repayment period starts...NOW!"