Receiving A Mortgage Mugs

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

I have a dream.

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

'That might well have made you feel better, Mr. Jones, but we still have to negotiate a figure. . .'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

'Hey, honey! Come look at all these scary mortgage lenders and Wall Street bankers!'

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

The Controversial Will

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

"And your repayment period starts...NOW!"

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'