Starting A Medical Course Gifts

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

Study more to pass more tests.

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Anatomy.

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Medical Student

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'