Starting A Media Career Pillows

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Trial by Media

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Local News in Heaven

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Reporter #6: television.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Free press.

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Classic News.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"