Starting A Job In Media Pillows

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

Incredible

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

The young Lisa Laflamme.

"When will working mums be properly valued in the media industry?"

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

'He's not finished his media training!'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

Door Security - Head Hitter.

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

Conservative media training.

'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

'Center for the study of superbowl commercials'

"Look darling - these alien videos on YouTube are hilarious!!"

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

"You're going to need a longer lens."

I'm running away to join the media circus.