Starting A Lease Gifts

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"I rented out the basement."

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

Roder got a new lease on life. At a slightly higher rate.

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'

'Well so much for not needing a break clause in the lease.'

'Do you also have a leasing plan for gasoline?' (at an auto leasing office).

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

'I'm serving you with a schedule of dilapidation.'

'I'd like to lease with an option to pulverize.'