Starting A Job At An Airline Pillows

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World Wide Web.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Rubbish Carousel

Two airplanes

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'He's still following us, Don.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Will that be coach?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Safest Airline in The World

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.