"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."
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Airport Security.
Walking Luggage.
"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."
The World Wide Web.
The World's Easiest Airport
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."
Employee of the Month Parking
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."
Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'
"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."
"Now boarding group 50 and up."
Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.
Rubbish Carousel
Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Two airplanes
'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'
'He's still following us, Don.'
"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."
"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"
'Will that be coach?'
"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"
"You finished with your peanuts?"
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.
'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'
Safest Airline in The World
"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."
Christmas Flights
The Island Of Lost Luggage.
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