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The American Tearoom, Moscow

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Margarita

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"House red, sir?"

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'