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Fresh Seafood.

'The service was crap.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Airport Security.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The Suite Hereafter

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Mini Bar

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

No early morning tea past this landing