Stars And Beyond Enthusiasts Gifts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

High-gravity baseball

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Blue Origin

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

NASA Special

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Moon

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory