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"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm a monster."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

What do you wish for next year?

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Advent fridge

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Welsh Cakes

Sandwiches

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."